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Something you swear you don't need but ends up being the only thing keeping you from crying in the supermarket aisle.

I don't need this new phone, but I'm buying it because my old one is literally falling apart.

I don't need that fancy coffee, but I'm getting it because I'm too broke to be proud.

I don't need this new shirt, but I'm buying it because my old one has a hole the size of a donut.

You say it like you're surprised I caught on, but I've been waiting for this moment since the day you promised me the moon and brought me a bag of expired chips.

I don't need your love no more, but I'm still here because I'm too stubborn to leave.

I don't need your love no more, but I'm still here because I'm too broke to find someone new.

I don't need your love no more, but I'm still here because I'm too emotional to leave.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What your friend says when they don't want a present but you're so nice, you're gonna get them one anyway, even if it's just a paper bag full of expired candy.

I don't need a present, but I'm gonna get you one anyway because I'm a nice person.

I don't need a present, but I'm gonna get you one anyway because I'm too generous.

I don't need a present, but I'm gonna get you one anyway because I'm too broke to be proud.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're saying you did something to justify something, but you're lying and you know it.

I don't need to do that, but I'm gonna do it because I'm too lazy to admit I'm wrong.

I don't need to do that, but I'm gonna do it because I'm too proud to back down.

I don't need to do that, but I'm gonna do it because I'm too stubborn to admit I'm wrong.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're still a fat retard and your job is letting the fat retard who broke the law keep his job while you're getting punished for it.

I don't need to do any of that, but I'm still getting punished because I'm a fat retard.

I don't need to do any of that, but I'm still getting punished because I'm too lazy to stand up for myself.

I don't need to do any of that, but I'm still getting punished because I'm too broke to fight back.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're saying you don't need to do anything, but you're still gonna do it because you're too lazy to admit you're wrong.

I don't need to do any of that, but I'm still gonna do it because I'm too lazy to admit I'm wrong.

I don't need to do any of that, but I'm still gonna do it because I'm too proud to back down.

I don't need to do any of that, but I'm still gonna do it because I'm too stubborn to admit I'm wrong.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're saying you haven't trained yourself to do anything, but you're still gonna try because you're too proud to admit you're a failure.

I haven't trained myself to do anything, but I'm still gonna try because I'm too proud to admit I'm a failure.

I haven't trained myself to do anything, but I'm still gonna try because I'm too lazy to give up.

I haven't trained myself to do anything, but I'm still gonna try because I'm too stubborn to admit I'm a failure.

by Slangipedia 11d ago