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The most annoying love song ever made. It’s like your ex is singing it in your head while you’re trying to sleep.

My girlfriend texts me at 2 AM singing this song. I’m gonna murder her.

I heard this song in the elevator. I almost threw up.

My dog started barking at this song. I think he hates it more than I do.

A guy who’s so clueless he thinks staying up late is a skill. And he still can’t figure out how to turn off his phone.

Lincoln told me he stayed up just to hear his girlfriend breathe. I told him he should just get a job.

He messes up his phone every night. It’s like he’s trying to destroy it.

He can’t even turn off his phone. He just stares at it like it’s going to talk to him.