I don't make the rules

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A stupid excuse your buddy uses when he gets caught stealing from a bank, a cop, or a government office, like he's some kind of fancy thief instead of a dumb kid who can't even fill out a form.

I don't make the rules, I just steal them., DM to his buddy after getting caught in the bank vault

I don't make the rules, I just break them., Text to his cop uncle who arrested him

I don't make the rules, I just ignore them., Message to his teacher after skipping class 10 times

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A fancy way of saying you're so clueless, you don't even know what the rules are, let alone why they exist.

I don't make the rules, I just don't know they exist., Text to his friend who got suspended

I don't make the rules, I just don't care., DM to his teacher after getting detention

I don't make the rules, I just make the mess., Message to his mom after burning down the kitchen

by Slangipedia 12d ago