Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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My mom gets enough junk from me, she doesn't need no sassy maid smothering her like a soggy biscuit.

The maid is like a second ex, and my mom is tired of her drama.

I don’t like the maid hugging my mom, it's like she’s trying to steal her oxygen.

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The maid is touchy-feely with my mom, and I’m not going to stand for it.

She’s like a clingy girlfriend and my mom is getting tired of her.

I don’t like the maid hugging my mom, she’s acting like they’re besties.

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My mom is getting hugged by a maid like she’s a piece of cake, and I’m getting annoyed.

The maid is treating my mom like she’s her best friend, and I’m not cool with that.

I don’t like the maid hugging my mom, she’s like a sassy sidekick.