I don't label myself

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A fancy way of saying 'I think I'm cool, but I'm really just trying to avoid being called out.'
'I don't label myself,' he said, then spent 10 minutes explaining his favorite cereal.
'I don't label myself,' she said, then spent 20 minutes talking about her cat's hair color.
'I don't label myself,' he said, then spent 5 minutes arguing about the meaning of 'label.'
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When someone tries to be chill but is just afraid of being called a fake.
'I don't label myself,' he said, then asked what a label was.
'I don't label myself,' she said, then asked if labels were real.
'I don't label myself,' he said, then asked if labels were a thing.'
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A weak attempt to sound deep while secretly being afraid of being called a fake.
'I don't label myself,' he said, then asked if labeling was a real thing.
'I don't label myself,' she said, then asked if labels were cool.
'I don't label myself,' he said, then asked if labels had feelings.'
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