i dont know your life, i dont pour your cereal

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you’re telling someone to shut up because they’re acting like they’re the only one with problems when you’re clearly the one who knows what’s going on
You: I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal. You: I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal. You: I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My mom just texted me at 2 AM saying she got fired and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My best friend just cried because her cat ran away and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
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you’re telling someone to stop being a brat because they’re making a big deal out of something small while you’re the one who actually deals with life
She’s telling me her day was the worst and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My brother spilled his cereal and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My teacher just yelled at me for no reason and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
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you’re telling someone they’re being a pain in the ass because they’re going on about their problems when you’re the one who actually has it worse
She’s telling me about her bad day and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My dad just yelled at me for not doing my homework and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My crush broke up with me and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
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you’re telling someone to stop being dramatic because they’re acting like they’re the only one who has it bad when you’ve got it worse
He’s telling me about his failed test and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My brother just got grounded and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My mom just yelled at me because I forgot to do the dishes and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
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you’re telling someone they’re being a crybaby because they’re whining about their problems when you’re the one who’s got it worse
She just cried because her dog ran away and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My brother just got into a fight and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My teacher just gave me a pop quiz and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
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you’re telling someone to stop making a big deal out of their problems when you’re the one who’s actually got it worse
He just got a bad grade and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My dad just yelled at me for no reason and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
My crush just broke up with me and I’m like, I don’t know your life, I don’t pour your cereal.
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