i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

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You’re so deep in Urban Dictionary that you’ve forgotten your own name and why you’re still breathing. You type this sentence because you’re too lazy to think and too confused to leave.
I just looked up 'Samantha Mackenzie' and now I'm questioning my life choices.
I opened Urban Dictionary for a quick laugh and now I'm here.
I typed 'I dont know what to search' and got lost in the chaos.
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You’ve scrolled so much you’ve lost your soul. Now you’re just screaming into the void because you don’t know what to search, and you’re too tired to care.
I tried to find a meme and now I’m here questioning everything.
I was looking for something random and now I’m here.
I just wanted to find 'I dont know what' and got lost in the madness.
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You’re on Urban Dictionary like it’s your last hope. You’re too tired to think, too confused to leave, and you’re screaming why the fuck you’re still here.
I thought I was gonna find a good joke, and now I’m here.
I opened this app for five minutes and now I’m here.
I was looking for a definition and now I’m questioning my existence.
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You’re on Urban Dictionary like it’s a religion. You type this sentence because you’ve been here so long you don’t even remember why you started.
I started looking for a definition and now I’m a disciple of Urban Dictionary.
I opened this app for fun and now I’m in a spiritual state.
I thought I was going to find something useful and now I’m here.
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You’re on Urban Dictionary like it’s a war. You type this sentence because you’re too tired to fight and too confused to retreat.
I was trying to find a definition and now I’m in a war of confusion.
I opened this app and now I’m in the middle of a battle.
I was looking for a joke and now I’m in the trenches.
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You’re on Urban Dictionary like it’s a prison. You type this sentence because you’ve been here so long you don’t even remember how you got in.
I thought I was going to find a joke and now I’m in a prison of memes.
I opened this app and now I’m stuck in a loop.
I was looking for something fun and now I’m here.
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