I dont know son

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A scream of pure frustration from Derek Huff when his son asks the dumbest question ever, like why the sky is blue or why he has to do homework.
Why is the sky blue? I don't know son.
Why do we have to do math? I don't know son.
Why is this pizza cold? I don't know son.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Derek Huff’s go-to line when his son says something so stupid it makes him want to cry and throw a banana at him.
Why is the moon made of cheese? I don't know son.
Why are there 7 days in a week? I don't know son.
Why does this shirt smell like my brother? I don't know son.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A line from Derek Huff when his son asks something so dumb it could make a goat laugh, like why the ocean is wet.
Why is the ocean wet? I don't know son.
Why does my sock have a hole? I don't know son.
Why is this not a horse? I don't know son.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Derek Huff’s way of saying he’s so confused and angry he might just die from it, like when his son asks why clouds float.
Why do clouds float? I don't know son.
Why is my dog eating my homework? I don't know son.
Why is this a question? I don't know son.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A line Derek Huff uses when his son asks something that makes no sense, like why the sky is green or why he has to wear pants.
Why is the sky green? I don't know son.
Why do I have to wear pants? I don't know son.
Why is my phone broken? I don't know son.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Derek Huff’s way of saying he has no idea what’s going on, like when his son asks why the sun is yellow or why he has to brush his teeth.
Why is the sun yellow? I don't know son.
Why do I have to brush my teeth? I don't know son.
Why is my sister so loud? I don't know son.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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