I don’t know his name

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I don't know his name but he's got a head full of stupid blonde hair, he's taller than me, and he's got the face of a snack bar. He might be from our school or he might be a ghost.
He walked by me in the hallway and I almost peed my pants.
He sat next to me in math class and I couldn't stop staring.
He texted me and said, 'You look like you're about to cry.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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His name is a mystery to me. He's a blonde giant, he's cute enough to make me want to punch my mom, and he might be from our school or he might be a secret agent.
He smiled at me and I turned into a pile of jelly.
He asked me for help with homework and I said yes.
He sat behind me and whispered, 'You're the worst.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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I have no clue what his name is. He's blonde, he's taller than me, and he's got the looks of a hot dog. He might be from our school or he might be a figment of my imagination.
He showed up in my lunch and I dropped my sandwich.
He sat next to me and asked, 'Are you okay?' I said, 'No, I'm dying.'
He texted me and said, 'You're the most annoying person I've ever met.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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