I Don't Know, Can You

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A stupid way of saying no, usually from a person who smells like old pizza and thinks they're cool. It’s like the trash can of responses.
Can I borrow your pencil? I don't know, can you.
Can I use your bathroom? I don't know, can you.
Can I join your group chat? I don't know, can you.
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The worst way to say no, like a kid who just got caught eating crayons. It’s the verbal equivalent of flipping someone the bird.
Can I have your lunch? I don't know, can you.
Can I sit with you? I don't know, can you.
Can I take your spot? I don't know, can you.
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A loud, rude, and dumb way of saying no, like a middle schooler who thinks they're a rockstar. It's just pure chaos.
Can I copy your homework? I don't know, can you.
Can I take your turn? I don't know, can you.
Can I borrow your phone? I don't know, can you.
4
The most useless reply ever, like a broken toaster that still makes toast. It's just a waste of air and time.
Can I have your snack? I don't know, can you.
Can I ride your bike? I don't know, can you.
Can I eat your sandwich? I don't know, can you.
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A stupid way of being passive-aggressive, like a kid who still has a juice box at lunch. It's just rude and plain stupid.
Can I borrow your calculator? I don't know, can you.
Can I take your desk? I don't know, can you.
Can I wear your hoodie? I don't know, can you.
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The worst answer ever, like a person who still uses a flip phone. It’s just old and annoying as hell.
Can I use your computer? I don't know, can you.
Can I take your chair? I don't know, can you.
Can I eat your pizza? I don't know, can you.
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