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A blog that reads like a grumpy old man’s thoughts but somehow knows everything you’ve ever done.
I checked the blog, and it called me a ‘dumbass’ but also explained my math test failure.
The writer’s got more brain cells than my ex.
It’s like the blog is my teacher’s smarter cousin.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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I asked my friends what to put here, and they all said, ‘I don’t know,’ so I guess I’m the dumb one here.
My friend said, ‘I don’t know,’ and then immediately texted me a meme about not knowing.
I asked my cousin, and she said, ‘I don’t know,’ then played a video game for an hour.
My mom said, ‘I don’t know,’ then proceeded to cook my favorite dish.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You ask me what it means, and I say, ‘I don’t know,’ and you’re like, ‘Oh my god! You just worked it out! Wait, you didn’t work it out at all, did you? Oh my god!'
I said, ‘I don’t know,’ and she said, ‘Oh my god, you just worked it out!’ Then she turned out to be wrong.
He asked me, ‘What does it mean?’ I said, ‘I don’t know,’ and he yelled, ‘Oh my god!’
She said, ‘Oh my god, you just worked it out!’ Then she admitted she didn’t know either.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The three most useful words when your partner is being a total pain in the ass.
My boyfriend said, ‘I don’t know,’ and I said, ‘I don’t care.’
She said, ‘I don’t know,’ and I said, ‘You just don’t care.’
He said, ‘I don’t know,’ and I threw a sock at him.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A way of saying, ‘I don’t give a damn,’ usually when you’re too lazy to talk to someone.
He said, ‘I don’t know,’ and then went back to gaming.
She said, ‘I don’t know,’ and walked out of the conversation.
My friend said, ‘I don’t know,’ and then started eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A response when you’ve got zero clue what the answer is, and the teacher is giving you the side-eye like you’re a criminal.
The teacher said, ‘What’s the answer?’ I said, ‘I don’t know,’ and she said, ‘You’re not even trying.’
He said, ‘I don’t know,’ and the teacher said, ‘Then why are you here?’
She said, ‘I don’t know,’ and the teacher said, ‘You’re wasting my time.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The glue that keeps every relationship together, even when it’s just ‘I don’t know’ over and over again.
We’ve been together for five years, and all we say is ‘I don’t know.’
My best friend and I have a conversation that’s just ‘I don’t know.’
My mom and I say ‘I don’t know’ every day, and it’s the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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