I don't know anything about that

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A way of saying you think the person is a complete idiot and you have no idea why they think they're smart.
'I don't know anything about that' said after your cousin claimed he invented the wheel.
'I don't know anything about that' after your friend said he could beat up a dragon.
'I don't know anything about that' when your mom said she could run a marathon in her sleep.
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A sneaky way of telling someone they're clueless and you're not going to let them get away with it.
'I don't know anything about that' said when your brother said he could speak 10 languages.
'I don't know anything about that' after your friend claimed he could fix your computer with a rubber chicken.
'I don't know anything about that' when your dad said he could bench press a cow.
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A way of telling someone you think they're lying and you're going to make them feel bad about it.
'I don't know anything about that' said when your sister said she could solve the mystery of the missing socks.
'I don't know anything about that' after your neighbor said he could read minds.
'I don't know anything about that' when your uncle said he could eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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A way of saying you think they're full of hot air and you're not going to waste your time listening to them.
'I don't know anything about that' said when your brother said he could win the lottery every week.
'I don't know anything about that' after your friend said he could talk to aliens.
'I don't know anything about that' when your mom said she could cook a 50-course meal in 10 minutes.
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A way of telling someone you think they're a complete waste of space and you're going to make them feel it.
'I don't know anything about that' said when your cousin said he could beat up a superhero.
'I don't know anything about that' after your friend said he could run a marathon in 30 seconds.
'I don't know anything about that' when your dad said he could eat a whole cake in one bite.
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