I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

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Nikki Haley’s stupid excuse for not having a plan is like saying you don’t kick sideways, you kick forward. It’s just a fancy way of saying ‘I have no idea what I’m talking about.’
When asked why she’s running, she says, ‘I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.’
She used it to dodge a question about her boss’s bad hair.
I told my kid, ‘Don’t say that stupid line.’ He said, ‘But I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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‘I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward’ is like when you say you’re not a bad kid, you’re just a bad kid who’s bad at being good.
She said it when asked why she didn’t tell the truth.
I used it when my friend asked why I didn’t eat my veggies.
She said it again when asked about her boss’s lies.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Nikki Haley’s ‘I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward’ is like saying you’re not a bad driver, you’re just a bad driver who thinks you’re the best.
She said it when asked if she’s different from her boss.
My brother said it when he got caught cheating.
I said it when I got in trouble for stealing cookies.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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