I don't kare

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A stupid combo of not knowing and not giving a rat's ass. Like you're confused but too lazy to fix it.
I don't kare why the pizza is late. I just want my cheese.
My mom asked why I missed school. I said, 'I don't kare.' She said, 'Then why are you here?'
He texted me, 'Why did you steal my snack?' I replied, 'I don't kare.'
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When you’re clueless and also too much of a coward to admit it. It’s like saying, 'I don’t know, and I also don’t want to be bothered.'
She asked, 'Why did you fail the test?' I said, 'I don't kare.'
He didn’t show up to the party. I texted him, 'Why?' He replied, 'I don't kare.'
My dog ate my homework. I said, 'I don't kare.'
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A fancy way of saying you're dumb and don’t want to be smart. It’s like you’re throwing your hands up and saying, 'I give up.'
The teacher asked, 'Why didn’t you do your homework?' I said, 'I don't kare.'
My friend asked, 'Why are you crying?' I said, 'I don't kare.'
He asked why I broke his phone. I said, 'I don't kare.'
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When you’re confused and also too much of a brat to care. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t know, and I also don’t want to be smart.'
She asked, 'Why did you draw on the wall?' I said, 'I don't kare.'
He asked, 'Why did you eat my lunch?' I said, 'I don't kare.'
My dog bit my homework. I said, 'I don't kare.'
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When you’re clueless and also too lazy to even think about it. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t know, and I also don’t want to do anything about it.'
I don’t kare why the bus was late. I just wanted to be on time.
He asked, 'Why did you miss the game?' I said, 'I don't kare.'
She asked, 'Why did you throw your shoes?' I said, 'I don't kare.'
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