I don't have words

My ex just texted me and said she’s engaged. I don’t have words. I just stared at my phone like it was a math test.

My dog ate my homework and my mom’s hair. I don’t have words. I just sat there like a confused potato.

My boss just yelled at me for wearing pajamas to work. I don’t have words. I just blinked like a tired goldfish.

I saw my crush with my ex. I don’t have words. I just stood there like a confused chicken.

My teacher gave me a zero for drawing a cat on my math test. I don’t have words. I just stared at my paper like it was a horror movie.

My friend told me he failed his driving test. I don’t have words. I just laughed like a maniac.

I got a call from my dad saying my cat died. I don’t have words. I just sat there like a zombie.

My mom told me I had to clean my room. I don’t have words. I just groaned like a tired bear.

I found out I got detention. I don’t have words. I just looked at my teacher like she was a monster.

I saw my crush’s ex at the mall. I don’t have words. I just stood there like a confused statue.

I got a B on my math test. I don’t have words. I just looked at my paper like it was a curse.

My friend told me he got a tattoo of a pizza. I don’t have words. I just laughed like a maniac.

I got a call from my mom saying my brother broke my phone. I don’t have words. I just sat there like a confused turtle.

I saw my crush talking to my best friend. I don’t have words. I just stood there like a sad potato.

I got grounded for two weeks. I don’t have words. I just groaned like a tired robot.