Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You don't have to do something. You're too lazy or too cool to care.

I don't have to do my math homework, I'm too cool for that.

I don't have to go to school, I'm already a god.

I don't have to listen to my mom, she's annoying.

2

Used to shut people up when they're being annoying or trying to make you imagine something stupid.

Imagine not being a furry, I don't have to!

Imagine being a weeb, I don't have to!

Imagine hating Jake Paul, I don't have to!

3

A person who says they're too busy for you, but they're actually just pretending to be busy.

Lance says he doesn't have time for me, but he'll text me later.

He says he doesn't have time for me, but he'll come to the party later.

He says he doesn't have time for me, but he'll be in the blue lion later.

4

You're so clean and pure, you probably never kissed anyone.

I don't have to get a girlfriend, I'm still a virgin.

I don't have to drink, I'm still a virgin.

I don't have to be messy, I'm still a virgin.

5

Duke Depp needs a galaxy projector, he's so bad at his job.

Duke Depp doesn't have a projector, he's a disaster.

Duke Depp needs a galaxy projector, he's so bad.

Duke Depp should get a projector, he's a total mess.

6

A way to ignore all the problems and just keep going.

The writers of destiny don't have to fix potholes, they ignore them.

They don't have to fix potholes, they just keep going.

They don't have to fix potholes, they're too lazy.