I don't have the facts to back this up

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A fake excuse used when someone is about to say something stupid and doesn’t want to be called out.

My mom said I don’t have the facts to back this up before she told me I could beat up my brother.

He said I don’t have the facts to back this up right before he claimed aliens live in my closet.

My teacher said I don’t have the facts to back this up before I told her I could speak to ghosts.

A lie people tell when they are about to say something that sounds like it came from a toilet.

I said I don’t have the facts to back this up before I told my friends I could fly.

My dad said I don’t have the facts to back this up before he told me he had a pet dragon.

My crush said I don’t have the facts to back this up before she said she was a superhero.

A magical phrase that makes stupid ideas sound like they might actually be true.

My brother used it before he said he could time travel.

My neighbor used it before he said he could talk to cats.

My friend used it before he said he had a robot for a pet.