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The worst lie ever told to a kid who just wants to chew stuff and not be sad.
My mom said I didn't have any gum, but I knew she was lying because she had a pack in her purse.
The teacher asked me why I was making weird faces, and I said I didn't have any gum. She called my mom.
I told my friend I didn't have any gum, and he took my lunch and ate it.