i dont have a projector

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Duke Depp doesn't have a projector. That’s a crime. He needs a galaxy projector, or I swear I’ll personally drag him through a trash can.
Duke Depp: I don’t have a projector. My life is a mess.
Duke Depp: No projector? I’m gonna cry in a bucket.
Duke Depp: I can’t even watch a movie. My projector is dead and I hate it.
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Duke Depp has no projector. That’s like being a wizard without magic. He needs a galaxy projector or I’ll burn his socks.
Duke Depp: No projector. I’m stuck with my grandma’s old TV.
Duke Depp: I tried to use a phone as a projector. It failed. Hard.
Duke Depp: I don’t have a projector. I don’t even know what that means.
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Duke Depp doesn’t have a projector. That’s a disgrace. He should have a galaxy projector or I’ll throw his shoes out the window.
Duke Depp: I don’t have a projector. I’m living in the dark.
Duke Depp: No projector. I can’t even watch my own life.
Duke Depp: I tried to buy a projector. It was too expensive. I cried.
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