I don’t have a gun

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It means you're so clueless you don’t even know where your weapon is. Like you left it in the fridge.

'I don’t have a gun.' But he was wearing pajamas and eating cereal.

'I don’t have a gun.' He had a sandwich in one hand and a soda in the other.

'I don’t have a gun.' He had a phone and a bag of chips.

It’s when you’re so dumb you don’t know your own weapon. Like it’s in your backpack and you forgot it was there.

'I don’t have a gun.' But his backpack had a gun in it. He didn’t notice.

'I don’t have a gun.' He had a pencil and a notebook. No gun in sight.

'I don’t have a gun.' He had a water bottle and a snack. What’s next?

It’s like saying you’re so unprepared you didn’t even bring your weapon. You brought snacks instead.

'I don’t have a gun.' He had chips and a soda. No weapon. Just snacks.

'I don’t have a gun.' He brought a book and a pencil. No gun. Just a loser.

'I don’t have a gun.' He had a phone and a bag of candy. What’s the deal?