I don't have a dick to give

You wanna throw your two cents in, but you’re clueless and got nothing to back it up. You’re like a kid who yells ‘I’m gonna be a millionaire’ but still uses the bathroom at school.

You wanna help, but you’re full of hot air and have zero proof to back it up. You’re like a broken toaster that still says ‘Bread is ready’.

You try to pitch in but you’re just guessing and got no facts. You’re like a blind man who says he’s a chef.

You want to help but you’re full of nonsense and have nothing solid to back it up. You’re like a broken calculator that still says ‘I’m smart’.

You wanna give advice but you don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re like a dog who thinks he’s a detective.