I dont go that way

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You say this when someone is trying to flirt with you but you think they're the worst. Like a gay guy hitting on a straight guy who's just there for the snacks.
'I don't go that way' after the guy in the coffee shop asked me if I wanted to go to the movies. I just wanted my latte.
'I don't go that way' when my cousin hit on my dad at the family reunion. Dad was confused, I was laughing.
'I don't go that way' when my friend's crush came on to me at the party. I was just there for the pizza.
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You say this when someone is trying to be your friend, but you think they're trying to get into your pants and you're not having it.
'I don't go that way' when my coworker asked me out after I saved his life with coffee.
'I don't go that way' when my neighbor started talking to me like we were besties. I just wanted to mow my lawn.
'I don't go that way' when my dog's best friend came on to me at the park. I was just there for the treats.
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You say this when someone is trying to flirt with you but you're like, 'No thanks, I'm not your new project.'
'I don't go that way' when my teacher asked me to be his lab partner. I just wanted to pass science.
'I don't go that way' when my barista hit on me. I was just there for the espresso.
'I don't go that way' when my friend's friend came on to me. I was just trying to beat my friend at chess.
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You say this when someone is trying to be your friend, but you're like, 'You're not my new bestie, you're just trying to get in my pants.'
'I don't go that way' when my uncle hit on me at Thanksgiving. I was just there for the pie.
'I don't go that way' when my friend's dog came on to me at the park. I was just trying to throw the ball.
'I don't go that way' when my barista asked me out after I spilled my coffee. I was just there for the caffeine.
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You say this when someone is trying to flirt with you but you're like, 'No thanks, I already got my love life from my ex.'
'I don't go that way' when my coworker asked me out. I was still mad at my ex.
'I don't go that way' when my neighbor hit on me. I was just there for the yard work.
'I don't go that way' when my dog's best friend came on to me. I was just there for the treats.
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You say this when someone is trying to be your friend, but you're like, 'You're not my new bestie, you're just in my way.'
'I don't go that way' when my teacher hit on me. I was just there for the test.
'I don't go that way' when my barista asked me out. I was just there for my coffee.
'I don't go that way' when my friend's crush came on to me. I was just there for the pizza.
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