Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're saying you'd rather eat a cockroach than listen to their whining.

I don't give two fucks about your failed math test.

I don't give two fucks if your dog ate your homework.

I don't give two fucks why you're late again.

2

You're telling them you'd punch their face if they kept talking.

I don't give two fucks if the sky is falling.

I don't give two fucks if your mom is yelling at you.

I don't give two fucks if your pizza is cold.

3

You're saying you'd rather be stuck in traffic than hear their nonsense.

I don't give two fucks about your bad hair day.

I don't give two fucks if you failed the test.

I don't give two fucks why you're crying.

4

You're telling them you'd rather get a tattoo than listen to their problems.

I don't give two fucks if your phone died.

I don't give two fucks if you're mad at me.

I don't give two fucks if your dog pooped on the floor.

5

You're saying you'd rather get stabbed than hear them talk anymore.

I don't give two fucks if your mom is mad.

I don't give two fucks if your dog ran away.

I don't give two fucks if your lunch is gross.

6

You're telling them you'd rather eat a rat than listen to their whining.

I don't give two fucks if your dog is loud.

I don't give two fucks if your brother is annoying.

I don't give two fucks if your math homework is late.