Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I don't care enough to even notice your existence.

My neighbor painted his house pink. I don't give two bollocks.

She texted me 10 times about her cat. I don't give two bollocks.

He tried to flirt with me at the store. I don't give two bollocks.

2

You're so unimportant, I'd rather eat my own foot than listen to you.

My boss yelled at me for 10 minutes. I don't give two bollocks.

My ex called me at 2 AM. I don't give two bollocks.

My mom asked me to clean my room. I don't give two bollocks.

3

I would rather be stabbed than care about what you're saying.

He told me his life story. I don't give two bollocks.

She cried about her broken nail. I don't give two bollocks.

My friend talked about his pet goldfish. I don't give two bollocks.

4

Your problems are so tiny, they don't even deserve my attention.

He got fired. I don't give two bollocks.

She lost her keys. I don't give two bollocks.

He forgot his password. I don't give two bollocks.

5

If you were on fire, I would still be eating pizza.

He told me he had a bad day. I don't give two bollocks.

She said her dog was sick. I don't give two bollocks.

My friend got a B on his test. I don't give two bollocks.

6

You're so useless, I'd rather do my taxes than pay attention to you.

He asked me for advice. I don't give two bollocks.

She told me her problems. I don't give two bollocks.

He asked me to help him. I don't give two bollocks.