I don't give three fucks

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You're talking out your ass and they're too lazy to even bother pretending to listen. They might give one or two fucks if they feel like it.

'Bro, I'm watching Netflix, and you're talking about your ex's new guy? I don't give three fucks.'

'My mom called me and told me my dad got a tattoo. I don't give three fucks.'

'You're telling me you're still mad about that pizza incident from 2017? I don't give three fucks.'

They don’t even care enough to throw a single fuck at your nonsense. Two might show up if they feel like it.

'You’re telling me you’re still mad about that pizza incident from 2017? I don’t give three fucks.'

'My dog just ate my homework. I don’t give three fucks about your drama.'

'You’re still crying about that one time you got passed over for a promotion? I don’t give three fucks.'

They’re too busy being awesome to even notice your stupid problems. Maybe they’ll throw in one or two fucks if they feel like it.

'I’m out here living my best life, and you’re still mad about that one time you got passed over for a promotion? I don’t give three fucks.'

'I just won the lottery, and you’re still talking about your ex’s new guy? I don’t give three fucks.'

'I’m eating a whole pizza by myself, and you’re still crying about that one time you got passed over for a promotion? I don’t give three fucks.'

They’re too busy doing their thing to even waste a single fuck on your nonsense. Maybe two if they feel like it.

'I’m out here living my best life, and you’re still mad about that one time you got passed over for a promotion? I don’t give three fucks.'

'I just won the lottery, and you’re still talking about your ex’s new guy? I don’t give three fucks.'

'I’m eating a whole pizza by myself, and you’re still crying about that one time you got passed over for a promotion? I don’t give three fucks.'

They don’t even have the energy to throw one fuck at your problems. Two might make an appearance if they feel like it.

'I’m out here living my best life, and you’re still mad about that one time you got passed over for a promotion? I don’t give three fucks.'

'I just won the lottery, and you’re still talking about your ex’s new guy? I don’t give three fucks.'

'I’m eating a whole pizza by myself, and you’re still crying about that one time you got passed over for a promotion? I don’t give three fucks.'