i don't give a tiny rat's ass

My mom tried to tell me I was being annoying. I said, 'I’d rather be peed on by a rat.'

He kept talking about his terrible day. I said, 'I’d rather be peed on by a rat.'

She asked me if I cared. I said, 'No. I’d rather be peed on by a rat.'

My teacher scolded me. I said, 'I’d punch a rat in the face.'

He asked if I was going to listen. I said, 'No. I’d punch a rat in the face.'

She told me to shut up. I said, 'I’d punch a rat in the face.'

She cried about her broken phone. I said, 'I’d let a rat die for no reason.'

He made a big deal about his bad hair. I said, 'I’d let a rat die for no reason.'

He told me about his sad day. I said, 'I’d let a rat die for no reason.'

She asked me why I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I’d let a rat run over me.'

He kept talking about his perfect life. I said, 'I’d let a rat run over me.'

She told me to clean my room. I said, 'I’d let a rat run over me.'

My mom took my snacks. I said, 'I’d let a rat take my lunch.'

He asked me if I wanted to eat. I said, 'No. I’d let a rat take my lunch.'

She told me I was being greedy. I said, 'I’d let a rat take my lunch.'

He said I was being silly. I said, 'I’d let a rat steal my pants.'

She told me to wear pants. I said, 'I’d let a rat steal my pants.'

He asked me why I was wearing pajamas. I said, 'I’d let a rat steal my pants.'