i don't give a thing

My mom asked if I wanted to go to the park. I said, 'I’d rather eat a sock.'

He texted me about his crush. I replied, 'I’d rather eat a sock than care about this nonsense.'

When my friend cried about her dog, I said, 'I’d rather eat a sock.'

She asked me to help with her math homework. I said, 'This is the last thing I will ever do.'

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I whispered, 'This is the last thing I will ever do.'

I got stuck in traffic. I texted my friend, 'This is the last thing I will ever do.'

My brother told me about his terrible day. I said, 'I’d punch a unicorn in the face.'

She cried over a broken pencil. I said, 'I’d punch a unicorn in the face.'

When my mom yelled at me, I said, 'I’d punch a unicorn in the face.'