I don't give a sheep

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I don’t care about this more than I care about a dead sheep that got hit by a truck and then stepped on by a fat kid.
My mom said I had to clean my room. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
He asked me if I wanted to go to the party. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
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I would rather eat a shoe than listen to this nonsense.
My dad yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
She asked me if I wanted to be friends. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
He told me I had to do my math homework. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
3
This is less important than my allowance and my video game.
My mom said I had to mow the lawn. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
He asked me if I wanted to play soccer. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
My teacher gave me a bad grade. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
4
I would rather take a bath with a rat than care about this.
My dad told me I had to do the dishes. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
She asked me if I wanted to go to the mall. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
He told me I had to do my science project. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
5
This is less important than my pizza and my nap time.
My teacher gave me homework. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
He asked me if I wanted to go to the park. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
My mom said I had to take out the trash. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
6
I don’t care about this more than I care about my pet rat and my snack.
My dad yelled at me for not doing my chores. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
She asked me if I wanted to play a game. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
He told me I had to do my spelling test. I said, 'I don’t give a sheep.'
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