1
I don’t care what color the fuck is or who it’s from. I’m too lazy to even notice.
My mom called 10 times. I didn’t answer.
I got a detention. I shrugged and walked out.
My crush asked me to prom. I said, 'No, I’m busy being cool.'
I don't give a pink fuck, a blue fuck, a grey fuck, a green fuck, a me fuck, youfuck, no fuck
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I’m so uninterested I wouldn’t even bother to give a fuck if it was free.
I got a 100 on my math test. I didn’t even smile.
My teacher said I was the worst. I said, 'So? I like it.'
My friend lost her phone. I said, 'Good riddance.'
3
I don’t care about your fuck, your friend’s fuck, or even your grandma’s fuck.
My grandma gave me a hug. I said, 'I’m not touching that.'
My friend told me a joke. I said, 'Not funny.'
I got a gift. I said, 'I don’t want it.'
4
I’m so indifferent I’d take a fuck from a duck if it was easier.
I was asked to clean my room. I said, 'Nope.'
My dog barked at me. I said, 'Whatever.'
My teacher gave me extra homework. I said, 'You’re not scary.'
5
I don’t care if it’s a fuck or a f***. I just don’t care.
I failed my test. I said, 'So what?'
My crush ignored me. I said, 'Cool.'
I got a detention. I said, 'I’ll come back.'
6
I’m too busy being awesome to even think about giving a fuck.
I got a C on my quiz. I said, 'I’m still awesome.'
I forgot my homework. I said, 'I don’t care.'
I got grounded. I said, 'Cool.'
7
I don’t give a fuck, and I don’t even want to try.
I got yelled at. I said, 'Whatever.'
I was asked to help. I said, 'Nope.'
I got a bad grade. I said, 'Still cool.'