I don't give a hootnanny

My mom said I had to clean my room. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm gonna eat pizza for dinner anyway.'

He asked me if I wanted to join the club. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm already dead inside.'

She brought up my failed math test. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm gonna fail anyway.'

She kept talking about her crush. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm still single and you're not.'

He said I was the worst friend ever. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm still your friend.'

They asked me to do their homework. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm not your slave.'

He tried to explain why he was late. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, you're still the worst.'

She told me I had to go to bed. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm gonna stay up all night.'

He asked me to help him with his project. I said, 'I don't give a hootnanny, I'm gonna fail with or without you.'