Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I don’t care if you’re covered in snot and spaghetti. I’m not even going to look.

My mom just yelled at me for failing math again. I don’t give a hoot.

He spilled soup on my shoes and walked away. I don’t give a hoot.

She asked me to clean my room. I said, 'I don’t give a hoot.'

2

You could throw a parade in my hallway and I would still be eating my breakfast.

I don’t give a hoot if the teacher gives me detention again.

My dog peed on my homework. I don’t give a hoot.

I skipped breakfast. I don’t give a hoot.

3

You could set my hair on fire and I’d still be too busy texting my crush.

I don’t give a hoot if I fail science again.

My dad yelled at me for getting a D. I don’t give a hoot.

I got grounded. I don’t give a hoot.

4

I’m so tired of your drama. Go cry somewhere else.

My sister is crying because her cat ran away. I don’t give a hoot.

He broke up with his girlfriend. I don’t give a hoot.

She’s screaming about her lunch. I don’t give a hoot.

5

You could throw a pizza party and I’d still be sleeping.

I don’t give a hoot if I miss the game.

My friend asked me to hang out. I don’t give a hoot.

I got a bad grade. I don’t give a hoot.

6

You could throw me in a lake and I’d still be too busy eating my chips.

I don’t give a hoot if I have to do homework tonight.

She told me I was ugly. I don’t give a hoot.

I got a bruise. I don’t give a hoot.