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I don’t give a head means I’m too lazy to even think about your stupid problems
Your mom broke up with your dad again? I don’t give a head.
You got a D on your math test? I don’t give a head.
Your cat ran away? I don’t give a head.
I don’t give a head
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I don’t give a head is when you’re so fed up you’d rather eat a whole pizza than listen to your nonsense
Your cousin cried because she didn’t get the last slice of pizza. I don’t give a head.
You told me your entire life story. I don’t give a head.
Your dog barked at a vacuum cleaner. I don’t give a head.
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I don’t give a head means you’re too tired to care what a fool you look like
You spilled coffee on your shirt and walked into class like it was normal. I don’t give a head.
You tripped over your own feet. I don’t give a head.
You texted me in all caps at 2 a. m. I don’t give a head.
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I don’t give a head is when you’d rather die than listen to someone’s whining
Your sister cried for an hour about her hair. I don’t give a head.
You stayed up all night because your neighbor played loud music. I don’t give a head.
Your friend told you the same story three times. I don’t give a head.
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I don’t give a head is when you’re too busy being a dumbass to notice anyone else’s dumbassness
You ate the whole cake and left none for the party. I don’t give a head.
You drew on the walls with crayons. I don’t give a head.
You tried to talk to the principal like he was your best friend. I don’t give a head.
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I don’t give a head is when you’re so lazy you’d rather be dead than do something
You didn’t brush your teeth for a week. I don’t give a head.
You skipped school to watch cartoons. I don’t give a head.
You ate breakfast at 2 p. m. I don’t give a head.