Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying I don't care and I'm too lazy to say it right.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

He missed the bus and got yelled at. He just said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

She spilled coffee on my shirt. I told her, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

2

When you're so mad you say the opposite of what you mean.

He failed the test. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

She broke my favorite toy. I said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

My dog ate my homework. I told him, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

3

A way of showing you're too cool to care about anything.

He got in trouble for talking in class. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

She didn't do her chores. She said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

He got grounded for skipping school. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

4

When you're so fed up you say the stupidest thing you can think of.

He got yelled at for eating lunch in class. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

She had to do extra homework. She said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

He got kicked out of the game. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

5

A way of saying you're too lazy and too mad to say it the normal way.

He forgot his homework. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

She got in trouble for talking too much. She said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

He had to stay after school. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

6

A fancy way of saying you're too cool to even bother caring.

He got a bad grade. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

She was late to school. She said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'

He missed the bus again. He said, 'I don't give a Funyun.'