I don't give a fuck 'bout your name meanings

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I don’t care what your name means I’m too busy being awesome to listen to your stupid backstory

My name means 'fart in the wind' and I still don’t care

You think your name is cool I’m eating pizza and laughing at you

Your name means 'silly goose' I’m too busy being a legend to care

Your name’s meaning is as useful as a sock with no hole in it I don’t need it

Your name means 'lazy turtle' I’m the speed of light

I don’t need your name’s meaning I’m already rich

Your name means 'slow snail' I’m the fastest kid in school

I don’t care if your name means 'king of the universe' I’m still better than you

Your name means 'magic unicorn' I’m the real magic

Your name means 'superhero' I’m the real superhero

Your name means 'big cheese' I’m the biggest cheese

Your name’s meaning is like a broken calculator it doesn’t work and I don’t want to know

Your name means 'crazy chicken' I’m the real crazy

Your name means 'loud donkey' I’m the real loud one

Your name means 'boring frog' I’m the fun one

I don’t care what your name means I’m too busy being awesome to bother with your boring story

Your name means 'silly cat' I’m the real silly

Your name means 'slow turtle' I’m the speed of sound

Your name means 'fart in the wind' I’m the king of farts

Your name’s meaning is like a bad joke I don’t want to hear it

Your name means 'boring robot' I’m the fun one

Your name means 'sad donkey' I’m the happy one

Your name means 'slow snail' I’m the speed of light