i don't give a flying fuck

My mom called me at 2 a. m. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, go to bed.'

He missed the bus. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, you're late anyway.'

She asked if I wanted coffee. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm drinking beer.'

She spilled my cereal. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm eating toast.'

He broke my phone. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm getting a new one.'

My dog ate my homework. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm failing anyway.'

He forgot my birthday. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm not even mad.'

She said I was ugly. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm still cool.'

He said I was dumb. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm still me.'

My teacher yelled at me. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm still passing.'

He said I was the worst. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm still me.'

She said I was a mess. I said, 'I don't give a flying fuck, I'm still alive.'