Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I don't care what you do. Your life is your problem.

You just texted me you're getting a tattoo of a dancing chicken. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

Your mom called to tell me you flunked math. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You told me your pet goldfish died. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

2

Your drama is not my drama. I'm out of here.

You told me your ex came back. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You cried about your broken phone. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You told me you got detention. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

3

You can scream in my ear. I still won't listen.

You yelled at me for forgetting your birthday. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You texted me 10 times about your crush. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You told me your dog ate your homework. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

4

I don't care if you're crying, laughing, or screaming. I still won't help you.

You cried about your failed science test. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You laughed so hard you fell off the couch. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You screamed at me for eating your last cookie. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

5

You can throw confetti, paint, or glitter at me. I still won't care.

You threw glitter in my face. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You painted my wall pink. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You threw confetti at my head. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

6

You can break my phone, my heart, or my favorite chair. I still won't care.

You broke my phone. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You broke up with me. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'

You broke my favorite chair. I said, 'I don't give a fig.'