Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a total waste of time and energy

I don't give a fap I missed the bus and now I'm late again.

My dog ate my homework and I don't give a fap.

I failed the test and I don't give a fap.

2

the worst kind of carelessness

I didn't study and I don't give a fap.

My mom called and I didn't answer and I don't give a fap.

I spilled my juice and I don't give a fap.

3

a refusal to care at all

I got a D and I don't give a fap.

I didn't brush my teeth and I don't give a fap.

I lost my phone and I don't give a fap.

4

a total lack of interest or respect

My teacher yelled at me and I don't give a fap.

I forgot my lunch and I don't give a fap.

I didn't do my chores and I don't give a fap.

5

the coldest kind of indifference

I got grounded and I don't give a fap.

I failed the test and I don't give a fap.

My dog pooped on the floor and I don't give a fap.

6

a complete and total lack of effort

I didn't do my homework and I don't give a fap.

I didn't show up to class and I don't give a fap.

I didn't wash my clothes and I don't give a fap.