i dont give a dead mans last fuck

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You're so done caring that even a dead guy's last fuck doesn't matter. You're like a broken toilet, nothing can make you work again.
I failed my math test, got in a fight, and still didn't care about my dead grandma's last fuck.
He called me a fat cow in front of my friends. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
My dog ate my homework. I didn't even blink. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You don't care about anything. Not even the last fuck of a dead guy. You're like a burnt-out candle, no light, no life.
My crush didn't text me back. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
I got grounded for skipping school. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You're so over it. You're like a pizza that's been stepped on, flat, lifeless, and you don't care about the last fuck of a dead man.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
My best friend forgot my birthday. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
I got a D on my science test. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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You're so done with everything that even the last fuck of a dead man isn't enough to make you care. You're like a zombie, no brain, no life, no fucks given.
My dad stole my phone. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
I got locked out of my house. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
My cat knocked over my soup. I didn't give a dead man's last fuck.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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