I Don't Give a Damn For the Whole State of Michigan

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A loud, angry song that Ohioans yell when they’re mad at Michigan and everything it stands for.
My cousin screamed this at me after losing a bet. He had to wear a Michigan shirt for a week.
My neighbor plays this song every time it snows in Michigan.
My teacher made me sing this in front of the class. I still hate Ohio.
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A curse said by Ohioans who think Michigan is the worst place on Earth.
My brother used this phrase when he got stuck in a Michigan traffic jam.
My mom said this every time she saw a Michigan license plate.
I heard this from my dog after I tried to make him wear a Michigan shirt.
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A braggy song that Ohioans sing when they’re too proud to admit Michigan is sometimes better.
My friend’s whole family sings this before every Ohio vs. Michigan game.
I heard this from my uncle while he was driving through Michigan.
My dog barked this at me when I tried to get him to wear a Michigan hat.
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