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To pretend your life is a dumpster fire and you're the one tossing the trash
Why should I show up to the party? I don't give a crap.
My dog ate my homework. I don't give a crap.
She called me fat. I don't give a crap.
i don't give a crap
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To act like your brain is on vacation and your mouth is doing the work
He missed the test. I don't give a crap.
She broke up with me. I don't give a crap.
My mom yelled at me. I don't give a crap.
3
To treat your problems like they're just background noise
I got a D on the math test. I don't give a crap.
My phone died. I don't give a crap.
My dog pooped on the floor. I don't give a crap.
4
To laugh at life’s messes instead of crying about them
My friend is crying. I don't give a crap.
My teacher is yelling. I don't give a crap.
My brother stole my lunch. I don't give a crap.
5
To act like you're the king of the world and everything else is just extra
My pants are on inside out. I don't give a crap.
My dog bit my friend. I don't give a crap.
My mom forgot my birthday. I don't give a crap.
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To say you're not mad, but your face says otherwise
He called me a baby. I don't give a crap.
She told me I'm ugly. I don't give a crap.
He stole my snack. I don't give a crap.