i don’t give a cookie

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I don’t care, I’d rather eat a whole pie and throw it in your face.

My mom said I’d fail math, I said I don’t give a cookie and tossed my pie at her.

He said I’d lose the game, I said I don’t give a cookie and ate my pie in his face.

My friend asked why I didn’t reply, I said I don’t give a cookie and threw my pie at the wall.

I don’t care, I’d rather chew my own shoes than listen to you.

She kept talking about her crush, I said I don’t give a cookie and chewed my shoe.

My teacher called me out, I said I don’t give a cookie and bit my shoe.

My brother asked why I didn’t help, I said I don’t give a cookie and gnawed my shoe.

I don’t care, I’d rather scream at a goat than hear your nonsense.

He asked me why I didn’t do my homework, I said I don’t give a cookie and screamed at a goat.

My friend kept talking about his dog, I said I don’t give a cookie and yelled at a goat.

My teacher asked why I was late, I said I don’t give a cookie and bellowed at a goat.