I don't give a buck

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I don’t care what you say. I’m not even listening. I’d rather eat a horse.
My mom said I failed math. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
He told me my hair looked like a raccoon. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
She tried to convince me to go to church. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
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You talk your head off, but I’m not even paying attention. I’d rather be dead.
My teacher kept talking. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My friend told me a story for 10 minutes. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My dad yelled at me. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
3
I’d rather be punched in the face than listen to your nonsense.
He kept bragging about his job. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My sister told me her cat was adopted. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My friend kept crying about his crush. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
4
I don’t care if you’re right or wrong. I’m not even trying to understand.
My math teacher said I didn’t do my homework. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
He said I was the worst at basketball. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My mom said I was messy. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
5
I’d rather be stuck in a locker than hear another word from you.
He kept talking about his crush. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My teacher kept grading me. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My dad kept yelling. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
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I’m not even going to argue with you. I’d rather be eating pizza.
She said I was the worst at piano. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
He kept talking about his video game. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
My mom said I had to clean my room. I said, 'I don’t give a buck.'
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