I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

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You don't care at all and you're loud about it like you're screaming it from the top of a mountain.
You're late to the party, and I'm like, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm still the best dancer here.'
Your mom calls you and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm busy eating pizza.'
Your teacher asks you to do homework and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm going to fail and you're going to be sad.'
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You're so uninterested you're like a dead zombie who just got hit by a truck.
Your friend tells you about their new pet and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm still mad about your last pet dying.'
Your boss gives you a bad review and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm going to quit and get a burger.'
Your crush talks to you and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm still mad you didn't text me back.'
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You don’t care so much it’s like you're the king of not caring and you're ruling the throne of indifference.
Your friend texts you 10 times and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm busy being the king of not caring.'
You're playing video games and your mom says, 'Do your homework,' and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm saving the world.'
Your friend asks you for help and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm the king of not caring and I'm not helping you.'
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You're not just not caring, you're making a big show of it like you're on a reality TV show and you're the most dramatic one.
Your friend tells you about their drama and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm more dramatic than you.'
You're eating chips and your friend says, 'Hey, I need help,' and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm more dramatic than you and I'm still eating chips.'
Your teacher asks you a question and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm on a reality show and I'm the most dramatic one.'
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You don't care so much it's like you're the god of indifference and everything else is just a side note.
Your friend talks about their life and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm the god of indifference and you're just a side note.'
Your mom asks you to clean your room and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm the god of indifference and your room is just a side note.'
Your teacher gives you a pop quiz and you say, 'I don't give 2 shits and a flying fuck, I'm the god of indifference and this quiz is just a side note.'
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