Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so clueless you might as well be a brain-dead donkey.

I don't get why you're mad at me for stealing your fries.

I don't get how you passed algebra.

I don't get why my dog hates my mom.

2

A phrase said by a guy who talks too much and thinks he's clever, but everyone just laughs at him.

I told a joke about pizza and said, 'I don't get.' Everyone laughed at me.

He told a story about his cat and said, 'I don't get.' I just facepalmed.

He talked about his day for 20 minutes and ended with, 'I don't get.' No one cared.

3

When a train is so dumb he doesn't get a joke about butt stuff because he's too innocent.

The train said, 'I don't get that joke about the butt.'

He was told a joke about poop and said, 'I don't get it.'

The train heard a joke about farts and said, 'I don't get this.'

4

You're a total ass and you love eating butt stuff. Also, you don't get tired because you're a tough motherfucker.

You're a real ass nigga. I don't get why you don't get tired.

You eat butt stuff like it's your job. I don't get why you don't get tired.

You're a tough motherfucker and you don't get tired. I don't get it.

5

When you're so lazy and uninterested you don't care if everyone else is screaming at you.

I don't give a fuck about this argument.

I don't care if you're yelling at me.

I don't get why you're so mad about nothing.

6

When you're so clueless about TikTok you might as well be a baby who just learned to walk.

Nope, I don't get TikTok. Do you?

7

A lazy person who doesn't do their job and thinks they're getting away with it.

He didn't do his job and said, 'I don't get it.'

She didn't show up to work and said, 'I don't get it.'

He got paid less and said, 'I don't get it.'