i don't fucking know

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A loud shout of confusion that happens when someone asks you something and you’re too dumb to answer.

Why did you fail the test? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE CLASS.

You said you’d bring snacks. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I FORGOT.

Why is my dog barking? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, HE JUST DECIDED TO BE ANNOYING.

A total brain freeze from being asked a question and having nothing useful to say.

Why is the sky blue? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I’VE NEVER SEEN A SKY BEFORE.

You said you’d help me with homework. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I’M TOO LAZY.

What time is it? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I’VE BEEN SLEEPING FOR THREE DAYS.

A full-blown meltdown when someone asks you something and you can’t even think straight.

Why did you break my phone? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I WAS JUST MELTDOWNING.

You asked me for my number. I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I FORGOT MY PHONE.

Why are you crying? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW, I’M HAVING A MELTDOWN.