I don't follow

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It means you're a brain-dead donkey who can't keep up. When someone is 'following' a conversation, they get it. You? You're stuck in the stone age, confused like a toddler who just saw a monster in the closet.

'You said the plan was to rob the bank, but now we're stealing socks? I don't follow.'

'Bro, I don't follow. Are we talking about pizza or a murder mystery?'

'I don't follow. Is this a math test or a nightmare?'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

This is the nuns' cry for help when they realize they’ve been talking to a wall for 20 years. It’s like they’re screaming, 'We're not dumb! We're just bad at life!'

'Sister Mary, I don't follow. Are we still talking about the lost sock or the devil?'

'Nun, I don't follow. Was that a sermon or a tantrum?'

'I don't follow. Is this a prayer or a panic attack?'

by Slangipedia 11d ago