Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're too lazy to eat, but you'll regret it later when your stomach screams at you.

I don't feel like eating. My stomach will kill me later.

No food for me. My belly will thank me when it's dead.

I'm skipping dinner. My stomach is going to haunt me.

2

You're full of excuses, but your body is already preparing to eat your ass.

I don't feel like eating. My body is already hungry for revenge.

Nope. My body is already plotting against me.

I'm not eating. My stomach is planning a comeback.

3

You're lying to yourself, and your food is already laughing at you.

I don't feel like eating. My food is already mocking me.

Nope. My food is having a laugh at my expense.

I'm skipping dinner. My food is already winning.

4

You're too tired to eat, but your brain is already dreaming about snacks.

I don't feel like eating. My brain is already snacking on dreams.

No food for me. My brain is eating imaginary cookies.

I'm skipping dinner. My brain is already full of candy.

5

You're pretending to be fine, but your stomach is about to throw a tantrum.

I don't feel like eating. My stomach is ready for a meltdown.

Nope. My stomach is about to cry.

I'm skipping dinner. My stomach is having a hissy fit.

6

You're saying no to food, but your mouth is already drooling at the sight of it.

I don't feel like eating. My mouth is drooling at the sight of pizza.

No food for me. My mouth is already leaking.

I'm skipping dinner. My mouth is having a snack party.