I don't even know what that means

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This is what you say when you're too dumb to understand what someone just said and you're too lazy to ask. It’s like saying you’re a brain-dead donkey who just got kicked by a robot.
I just said the pizza was on fire and you said, 'I don't even know what that means.'
She explained the math problem three times and he still said, 'I don't even know what that means.'
He tried to flirt with her and she said, 'I don't even know what that means.'
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You use this when you're pretending to be smart but you're really just trying to hide how much you sucked at the conversation.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I asked him what a metaphor was.
She said, 'I don't even know what that means,' when I told her I got a perfect score on the test.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I explained what a cell phone was.
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This phrase is used when you're too scared to admit you're clueless and you're too lazy to look it up.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I told him the movie was about a robot.
She said, 'I don't even know what that means,' when I asked her what a sentence was.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I told him the president was in a fight.
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This is what you say when you're trying to sound cool but you're just a hot mess inside.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I explained what a video game was.
She said, 'I don't even know what that means,' when I told her I passed the test.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I asked him what a paragraph was.
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You say this when you’re so clueless you think the sky is pink and you're too lazy to check.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I told him about gravity.
She said, 'I don't even know what that means,' when I asked her what a letter was.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I explained what a clock was.
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This is what you say when you’re pretending to be smart but you're just a brain-dead donkey who got kicked by a robot.
She said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I told her about the moon landing.
He said, 'I don't even know what that means,' when I asked him what a word was.
She said, 'I don't even know what that means,' after I explained what a sentence was.
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