I don't even, I can't even

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When someone is hit with so much dumbass nonsense they just shut up and walk away.

My cousin tried to explain why the sky is green. I just walked out.

My boss said the coffee machine is haunted. I didn't even ask why.

My friend told me his dog can do math. I just left.

When you're so confused by something you just give up and go eat a burger.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. I went to McDonald’s.

My mom said the internet is a lie. I ordered fries.

My friend tried to explain quantum physics. I just got a milkshake.

When you're so overwhelmed by dumb stuff you just sit there like a confused potato.

My boss said the printer is cursed. I just stared at my desk.

My cousin said the sun is a disco ball. I didn’t say a word.

My friend tried to explain why pizza is a religion. I just ate a slice.

When you’re hit with so much stupidity you just say 'what even is this' and leave.

My mom told me the fridge is alive. I left before it spoke.

My teacher said the earth is flat. I just walked out.

My friend said his goldfish is a philosopher. I went to the mall.

When something is so idiotic you just stop listening and start eating.

My boss said the coffee is magic. I just ate a muffin.

My cousin said the clouds are made of spaghetti. I didn’t even ask why.

My friend said his cat can sing opera. I just got a pizza.

When you see something so stupid you just walk away and forget it ever happened.

My teacher said the moon is made of cheese. I forgot about it by lunch.

My mom said the internet is fake. I just went to TikTok.

My friend said his dog can fly. I just kept walking.