I don't even have your water bottle

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I’m so lazy I can’t even bother to drink your stupid water

You said you’d hydrate for me

I didn’t even finish my coffee

I’m too busy looking at my phone to care

Your water bottle is so far from me it might as well be in another state

I’m on the other side of the room

You brought it to school and I didn’t

I’m too tired to move

I’d rather drink out of a toilet than touch your water bottle

Your bottle smells like last week’s lunch

You left it in the trash

You’ve been eating pizza all day

I don’t even have your water bottle because I’m too cool for that

You’re basic and I’m not

I have my own fancy bottle

Your bottle is ugly

I don’t even have your water bottle because I forgot it in the ocean

I left it in the pool

I dropped it in the lake

It’s probably floating somewhere

Your water bottle is so last year, I don’t even need it

I got a new one

You’re still using the old one

It’s broken and I don’t care